The Untimely Demise of MTV
News out of Opelousas, Louisiana. MTV was found dead in the Easy Sleep motel. Authorities have confirmed the death, reporting that it appeared that MTV committed suicide by auto-erotic aphyxiation. According to motel cleaning staff, the body was found around 11am after reports of a foul odor emanating from the room. Motel guests staying in the neighboring rooms began reporting smelling what was described as week old onions, sulfur, coconut and mango. Puzzled by the foul odor, the guest contacted motel management. Eyewitness accounts from motel cleaning staff are quite startling. One staff member who has requested to remain anonymous, detailed the scene when they entered the room and found the lifeless naked body hanging in the closet. “It was a sad sight to see, used condoms and takeout boxes littered the floor. I was shocked at the amount of trash that had accumulated in the 3 days MTV was here. I mean, My Lord, if I had to guess there were at least 30 to 40 empty takeout
